1 Year Anniversary!

[Luftwaffles]

(Just out of curiosity, is there a topic for all of the members' anniversaries?)

Not that I recall. You should make one.

*Luftwaffles uses BACKUP!*.

*Is woefully OUTDATED!*.

*Half the current user base is WIPED OUT!*.

*Luftwaffles has activated Matthias720's trap card "Insufficient Backup*

*Luftwaffles loses 1,500 life points*

*Luftwaffles takes the damage and then uses the NOT MY DUTY card, to pass on the blame to the webmaster*.

xD!

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles takes the damage and then uses the NOT MY DUTY card, to pass on the blame to the webmaster*.

xD!

*Matthias720 calls Luftwaffles with 50 candied chestnuts and reveals a full house*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles takes the damage and then uses the NOT MY DUTY card, to pass on the blame to the webmaster*.

xD!

*Matthias720 calls Luftwaffles with 50 candied chestnuts and reveals a full house*

*Luftwaffles flips the table and stats spouting cliches... the undeniable effects of having played too much RDR*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles takes the damage and then uses the NOT MY DUTY card, to pass on the blame to the webmaster*.

xD!

*Matthias720 calls Luftwaffles with 50 candied chestnuts and reveals a full house*

*Luftwaffles flips the table and stats spouting cliches... the undeniable effects of having played too much RDR*.

*Matthias720 picks up the spilled cards and starts playing Freecell on the floor*

*Matthias720 can't find the 6 of clubs and asks Luftwaffles if he's seen it*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles takes the damage and then uses the NOT MY DUTY card, to pass on the blame to the webmaster*.

xD!

*Matthias720 calls Luftwaffles with 50 candied chestnuts and reveals a full house*

*Luftwaffles flips the table and stats spouting cliches... the undeniable effects of having played too much RDR*.

*Matthias720 picks up the spilled cards and starts playing Freecell on the floor*

*Matthias720 can't find the 6 of clubs and asks Luftwaffles if he's seen it*

*Luftwaffles analyzes clubbing Matthias720 six times instead, then hands over the card and asks if Matthias720 is up for a game of poker*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles analyzes clubbing Matthias720 six times instead, then hands over the card and asks if Matthias720 is up for a game of poker*.

*Matthias720 shuffles the cards and deals out 2 five-card hands*

*Matthias720 smirks at his hand of five aces*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles analyzes clubbing Matthias720 six times instead, then hands over the card and asks if Matthias720 is up for a game of poker*.

*Matthias720 shuffles the cards and deals out 2 five-card hands*

*Matthias720 smirks at his hand of five aces*

*Luftwaffles shows his hand, which consists of mostly worthless cards... and an Uzi*.

*Luftwaffles waits for Matthias720's move*.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*looks at uzi*

Things just went from 0-100 real quick.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*looks at uzi*

Things just went from 0-100 real quick.

Yes... *Pulls out M4 Carbine Commando*

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles shows his hand, which consists of mostly worthless cards... and an Uzi*.

*Luftwaffles waits for Matthias720's move*.

*Matthias720 shows his hand which has mysteriously changed into two 5's, a nine, a jack, and an Uno blue reverse card*

*Matthias720 stows the 5 aces he secretly swapped with the cards from his pocket*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Watches with fascination* *Nudges One-Eye and points at Matt* How did he do dat?

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles shows his hand, which consists of mostly worthless cards... and an Uzi*.

*Luftwaffles waits for Matthias720's move*.

*Matthias720 shows his hand which has mysteriously changed into two 5's, a nine, a jack, and an Uno blue reverse card*

*Matthias720 stows the 5 aces he secretly swapped with the cards from his pocket*

*Luftwaffles bets $10 or their equivalent on Steam giveaways*.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

...Wow, things just went from 100-1000 real quick.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles bets $10 or their equivalent on Steam giveaways*.

*Matthias720 calls, discards the 9, jack, and Uno card, and draws three new cards*

*Matthias720 lays down 2 fives, 2 fours, and a three, shouting 'blackjack'*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gets some popcorn*