1 Year Anniversary!

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles doesn't know what either of those things are*.

*Luftwaffles is confused!*.

*Luftwaffles uses KUNG-FU-SION! Luftwaffles attributes increase!*.

*Matthias720 harvests his flowers*

*Matthias720 achieves 'Green Thumb' and unlocks the attack 'Chloro-Kill'*

*Matthias720 uses 'Chloro-Kill' and spawns two plant golems*

*Luftwaffles hears the word "Golem" and immediately tries to apply Pokemon rules to them*.

*Luftwaffles sprays water on the beasts! Nothing seems to happen?*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles hears the word "Golem" and immediately tries to apply Pokemon rules to them*.

*Luftwaffles sprays water on the beasts! Nothing seems to happen?*.

*Matthias720 tells his golems to go ham on Luftwaffles*

*Matthias720 has his golems use vine whip*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles hears the word "Golem" and immediately tries to apply Pokemon rules to them*.

*Luftwaffles sprays water on the beasts! Nothing seems to happen?*.

*Matthias720 tells his golems to go ham on Luftwaffles*

*Matthias720 has his golems use vine whip*

*A message prompt comes out of NOWHERE! "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"*.

*Luftwaffles badmouths the Golems. "IT'S SUPER OFFENSIVE!"*.

[Matthias720]

*A message prompt comes out of NOWHERE! "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"*.

*Luftwaffles badmouths the Golems. "IT'S SUPER OFFENSIVE!"*.

*Matthias720 is taken aback*

*Luftwaffles hurt Matthias720's golems' feelings*

*Matthias720's golems are crying*

*Matthias720's golems take their toys and go home*

[Luftwaffles]

*A message prompt comes out of NOWHERE! "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"*.

*Luftwaffles badmouths the Golems. "IT'S SUPER OFFENSIVE!"*.

*Matthias720 is taken aback*

*Luftwaffles hurt Matthias720's golems' feelings*

*Matthias720's golems are crying*

*Matthias720's golems take their toys and go home*

*Luftwaffles tries to apologize*.

*Luftwaffles MORALE decreases*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles tries to apologize*.

*Luftwaffles MORALE decreases*.

*Matthias720 tells Luftwaffles to give up because Matthias720 has the moral high ground*

*Matthias720 tells Luftwaffles that he could have been the chosen one*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles tries to apologize*.

*Luftwaffles MORALE decreases*.

*Matthias720 tells Luftwaffles to give up because Matthias720 has the moral high ground*

*Matthias720 tells Luftwaffles that he could have been the chosen one*

*Luftwaffles dismisses Matthias720's attempt at an armistice by reminding him of their rank difference*.

*There will be no peace but what Luftwaffles chooses*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles dismisses Matthias720's attempt at an armistice by reminding him of their rank difference*.

*There will be no peace but what Luftwaffles chooses*.

*Matthias720 draws a card from his deck*

*Matthias720 plays 'I was here first' and 'Top dog' maxing out all his stats*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles dismisses Matthias720's attempt at an armistice by reminding him of their rank difference*.

*There will be no peace but what Luftwaffles chooses*.

*Matthias720 draws a card from his deck*

*Matthias720 plays 'I was here first' and 'Top dog' maxing out all his stats*

*Luftwaffles laughs at the "Top Dog" card and points at himself*.

*Luftwaffles counters with the trap card "WEBMASTER'S CHOICE", which renders Matthias720's right of rule void*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles laughs at the "Top Dog" card and points at himself*.

*Luftwaffles counters with the trap card "WEBMASTER'S CHOICE", which renders Matthias720's right of rule void*.

*Matthias720 plays '/root' and nerfs Luftwaffles account*

*Luftwaffles can no longer use trap cards*

*Matthias720 still has 'I was here first' in play*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles laughs at the "Top Dog" card and points at himself*.

*Luftwaffles counters with the trap card "WEBMASTER'S CHOICE", which renders Matthias720's right of rule void*.

*Matthias720 plays '/root' and nerfs Luftwaffles account*

*Luftwaffles can no longer use trap cards*

*Matthias720 still has 'I was here first' in play*

*Luftwaffles uses DISOBEDIENCE and continues to challenge Matthias720's authority*.

*Luftwaffles opens up another tab and watches memes for hours-on-end*.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

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[shisteer of nothing much]

Bro, did you know you can what oxygen?

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles uses DISOBEDIENCE and continues to challenge Matthias720's authority*.

*Luftwaffles opens up another tab and watches memes for hours-on-end*.

*Matthias720 is tired of all of this*

*Matthias720 challenges Luftwaffles to winner-takes-all rock paper scissors!*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles uses DISOBEDIENCE and continues to challenge Matthias720's authority*.

*Luftwaffles opens up another tab and watches memes for hours-on-end*.

*Matthias720 is tired of all of this*

*Matthias720 challenges Luftwaffles to winner-takes-all rock paper scissors!*

*Luftwaffles accepts the challenge and sinks his able hand on the deep pockets of his greatcoat, fishing out his deadly weapon*.