President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter

[Ashleg]

We only have these.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I need four boxes, pronto!

[Delthion]

I need whatever anyone else says +1 boxes of those!!!

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg hurriedly gets Gonff his boxes.

DELTHION!
SO YOU NEED FIVE BOXES?!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Yum

[The Skarzs]

We have that same cereal with the second name, but it's a completely different brand.

[Ashleg]

So, someone ripped off a ripoff cereal.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Takes one bite before the transformation ensues. Eyes start to tingle before turning completely into an Apple Dapples. Skin turns from pale white to a green ready to indulge in a daily part of your morning routine. All that is uttered from the mouth is a quiet, yet powerful echo of "sweetened multi-grain cinnamon and apple flavored cereal" over and over, until the Apple Dapple eyes start spinning out of control, exploding with a nutritious dazzle of lights spouting forth the abundance and wonder of Apple Dapples, pronouncing glory amongst all who witness the marvelous, the magnificent, the extraordinary Publix Apple Dapples*

I need another box

[Ashleg]

Enjoy.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I'm scared. *hides*

[Ashleg]

We just restocked with more Apple Dapples due to high demand.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Is still hiding in utter fear*

[Aimless Gallivanter]

around

[Ashleg]

Gallivanter likes to Rick Roll well I think Ashleg likes to Galli roll

*grabs iron*

C'MERE

[The Skarzs]

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