Ashie Legwater OTP

[Delthion]

Rosie has now proven her infidelity for the third time! First she abandoned Gonsie, second she abandons Delsie to go back to Gonsie, third she abandons Gonsie to go to Ashie Legwater??!!!!! DESPICABLE!!!

[Rosie Willowwater]

[Ashleg]

ASHIE LEGWATER HAS THE SMALLEST AGE GAP!!!!

[Rosie Willowwater]

AREN'T YOU, GONFF, AND DEL THE SAME AGE?

[Delthion]

Ash is a year younger than I. But Gonff and I are the same age I do believe.

[Ashleg]

I'M YOUNGER THAN DELTHION.

[The Skarzs]

WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?

No. I have Guinness. -^-

HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!

He can't have what he has no access to.

And you can't give what you don't have.

[Delthion]

I'M YOUNGER THAN DELTHION.

YES. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?!!!

[Ashleg]

WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?

No. I have Guinness. -^-

HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!

He can't have what he has no access to.

And you can't give what you don't have.

It's sad that you need classier gentlemen to give it to you.

[The Skarzs]

Yes. I'll need to go find them somewhere else.

[Delthion]

I have some Macallan 12 year (I think) single malt scotch.

[Ashleg]

Yes you will.
For I am not a man, I am a boy.

[Delthion]

* Delthion inebriates Ashleg with my Macallan.

[Ashleg]

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!

[The Skarzs]

Marinate him in it.