HELP

[The Skarzs]

OPM?

[Chipster of Noonvale]

I have a guess what this is all about

@Rosie Willowwater what is it all about?


Ooh why are there so many rats?  It wasn't supposed to be this way, there was only supposed to be one.  Also the anonymous grabbed the pointless one and the positive one feels guilty due to the attitudes of society.  We dropped some of our stuff down the flooding elevator shaft, so we will be delayed.  Also the pretty one is still sinking, you are still trapped, and the fires may go out of control unless you can make the positive one positive again.  Will you be able to save the new world?

[Russa Nodrey]

Eeeeeh, wat?

[The Skarzs]

I hope this isn't some "clever" analogy of the forum.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Hmm, that's an interesting thought.

@Chipster of Noonvale: I realize it wasn't as accurate as I thought. Thanks for making this hilarious thread though 

[Chipster of Noonvale]

Ooh the rats are gone.  We don't know where they went, but they're gone, so you're safe again.  Well, mostly safe since you're still trapped.  The positive one is also safe, the worst she will have to put up with is the mental suffering of unfairly blaming herself for the pointless one's near-death experience; he's all right too though.  Also we finally have all our stuff, we will be back soon.  Also the unpopular one is trying to save the pretty one, but the evil one's corpse is holding her down.  Will anyone survive this whole mess?

[Maudie]

Goodness gracious, what even is this thread?

[Wylder Treejumper]

I don't know. But, let's experiment!

Spoiler

[close]

>\pick up "evil one's corpse"\

[The Skarzs]

Goodness gracious, what even is this thread?

I don't know, but it seems like an allegory for certain members on this forum. . .

[Grond]

Goodness gracious, what even is this thread?

I don't know, but it seems like an allegory for certain members on this forum. . .

Aye seems like it. Only explanation that would make any "sense" if you can use that word at all for this thread...

[Wylder Treejumper]

What I don't understand is why Chip would bother coming back to do this. So far as I can tell, he doesn't do anything on the forum anymore. I suppose it could be allegorical, but the references are obscure enough to be meaningless- I for one can't see any actual parallels in events or characters to anything happening currently. Nor would he seem to be active enough to create real allegory, unless he is lurking as a guest (which would be pretty far-fetched), or receiving info from another member (which gets into the conspiracy theorist level).

The counter-argument, is, of course, what then would be the reason for posting gibberish? Social experimentation, perhaps, or just to mess with people, but those don't seem particularly likely. No reason to come all the way here to compose nonsense.

The entire thing is very mysterious. I reserve my judgement, because I have no evidence to falsify either theory, but the whole thing just strikes me as weird.

Further updates as events warrant, I suppose.

[Cornflower MM]

Ooh the rats are gone.  We don't know where they went, but they're gone, so you're safe again.  Well, mostly safe since you're still trapped.  The positive one is also safe, the worst she will have to put up with is the mental suffering of unfairly blaming herself for the pointless one's near-death experience; he's all right too though.  Also we finally have all our stuff, we will be back soon.  Also the unpopular one is trying to save the pretty one, but the evil one's corpse is holding her down.  Will anyone survive this whole mess?

I get it now.

[Ashleg]

This entire thread is just weird, like a math problem you weren't taught.

[Delthion]

Ooh the rats are gone.  We don't know where they went, but they're gone, so you're safe again.  Well, mostly safe since you're still trapped.  The positive one is also safe, the worst she will have to put up with is the mental suffering of unfairly blaming herself for the pointless one's near-death experience; he's all right too though.  Also we finally have all our stuff, we will be back soon.  Also the unpopular one is trying to save the pretty one, but the evil one's corpse is holding her down.  Will anyone survive this whole mess?

I get it now.

EXPLAIN!!!

[Chipster of Noonvale]

This thread is not an allegory for this forum or any other forum.  Corn: please don't reveal the information I gave you on Discord.  Thank you


Ooh we are finally back!  You look tired, almost as if you went through a difficult adventure.  The positive one also looks tired, and the pointless one has some weird wounds.  We just need to set up our stuff then we will be able to rescue you.  Also after pulling hard enough, the unpopular one successfully rescued the pretty one.  They fell madly in love.  They kissed passionately.  The pointless one's corpse is still buried in quicksand.  Will our stuff work properly, or will the escaped criminals attack us before we can rescue you?