Long John Silver's

Ashleg · August 26, 2017, 04:31:37 PM

Welcome to Long John Silver's, now in partnership with FANCY LASER!

Because of FANCY LASER, you cannot leave without buying something--or you will be annihilated!
So get your fish!

The Skarzs · August 26, 2017, 05:39:51 PM

I'll just have the chips. . .

Ashleg · August 26, 2017, 05:57:45 PM

The chips come with the fish.

The Skarzs · August 26, 2017, 06:59:53 PM

Okay. With some tartar sauce.

Ashleg · August 26, 2017, 09:56:14 PM

Mmkay.

Enjoy your Golden-Fried Abomination from the Deep.

That'll be $59.00.

The Skarzs · August 26, 2017, 10:38:54 PM

That's not what I ordered.

Ashleg · August 27, 2017, 12:17:36 AM

You ordered the fish, this is the fish.

The Skarzs · August 27, 2017, 12:38:37 AM

That's not fish it's "abomination".

Ashleg · August 27, 2017, 01:41:08 AM

But in LJS Language "abomination" means "fish".

Gonff the Mousethief · August 27, 2017, 02:13:53 AM

What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?

The Skarzs · August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM

I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.

Ashleg · August 27, 2017, 02:43:56 AM

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 27, 2017, 02:13:53 AM
What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?

One shrimp abomination? Sure!

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.

So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?

Gonff the Mousethief · August 27, 2017, 03:22:03 AM

Yippee, Shrimp! *Tucks napkin in shirt and awaits with fork and knife in hand*

Ashleg · August 27, 2017, 04:12:50 AM

* Ashleg slides the Shrimp Abomination towards Gonff.

Delthion · August 27, 2017, 05:35:28 AM

(I love LJS!!!)

I'd like Abomination Clams please!

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