ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins spanking the vermin.*  Naughty vermin!  You should know better!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*rolls out of the window off his bed, and squishs the vermin by falling on them*
(all while sleeping)

[lass of something much]

@Ebantu the Kararehe, could you help the vermin to find Mandoss with that bow of yours?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I can definitely show the way to a few. 

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*a vermin breaks ebantu's bow*
Brumpump
Translation-Now What?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*this does not happen because I am up on the ramparts and the vermin are down below*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

(a flying vermin)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(What if I have a bow of the Galadhrim?)

[Corporal Rubbadub]

(this is redwall, you can probably ask Lonna for his bow)
BBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM!
Translation-Look out here comes a vermin army of flying ferrets!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*leaves*

[Scott McLamok]

*shoots ferrets with an MA5B*

[lass of something much]

AHHHHHH! Coy, you'll paralyze yourself if you do that! *puts a neck brace on Scottie*

[Scott McLamok]

DIE FERRETS!

[Verdauga]

That wouldn't be a true m60 if it didn't jam on the seventeenth cartridge.

[Scott McLamok]

Aw man....