ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

[The Skarzs]

Then rip out your heart like I did and you won't have those problems any more.

See!
That vile Redwaller has a fleck of sense!

*raises sword*

ASHLEG, ASHLEG!
KILL, KILL!

I will defend this abbey to my dying breath. Come at me.

[Delthion]

* Delthion has an idea...rips out Rosie's heart.

[Rosie Willowwater]

* Rosie Willowwater rips Del's heart out in her last dying moments before falling to the floor.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Looks at two dead lovers with each other's hearts in hand*

My, what a romantic way to go out.

[Rosie Willowwater]

It's like an even more twisted version of "Romeo and Juliet".

[The Skarzs]

. . . Okee den.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg charges and aims to slash Skarzs with his sword.

[Delthion]

* Delthion swallows a pacemaker so that I continue to live.

*leaps down from the wall of Redwall and starts eating the vermin left and right.*

[Rosie Willowwater]

* Rosie Willowwater swallows Del so I can continue to live

[LT Sandpaw]

*Holds up a rusty pitchfork*

Slay'em all wit' da big'n'rusty fork!

*Charges the main gate with a cohort of toads and begins battering it down utilizing an old sofa*

[Ashleg]

I thought I told yer not t' bring that sofa, Deputy!

* Ashleg snarls, parrying a mouse before slaying it to make his way to Skarzs.

[The Skarzs]

*Lifts up a rat and tosses it aside.* You would fight a cougar?

[James Gryphon]

* James Gryphon is a Gryphon.

[The Skarzs]

*Blinks.*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Slaps the nearest toad.*

Shtupid! da chief says don't bring da sofa. Now we gotta bang'a down da gate wit' yer head'noggin instead'a his sofa!

*The toad cohort utilizes the toad's head to batter down the gates*

*After about thirty minutes the gates begin to splinter, a little.*

BOSS! Dis be takin' too long'a'time!