ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

[lass of something much]

DIE FERRETS!

Oh no! this poor beast lost all his fur, too! 

[Scott McLamok]

His barber reversed the meaning of bald!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Begins writing*

They have taken the Gate and the Walls. We have barred the abbey gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming-

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*starts to sleepwalk*

[lass of something much]

*Begins writing*

They have taken the Gate and the Walls. We have barred the abbey gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming-

Hey, we actually can hold them off, we're winning, and we can get out, we have an emergency exit, I love your paw writing by the way, it's really neat, nice work!

His barber reversed the meaning of bald!

D:

[Verdauga]

*Walks in, drinking my third cup of coffee.*

[Scott McLamok]

*Begins writing*

They have taken the Gate and the Walls. We have barred the abbey gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming-

*prepares for a glorious last stand*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*sleepwalks right past the vermin sentries*

[Scott McLamok]

*Draws sword*

[lass of something much]

*takes a deep breath, then poofs every goodbeast to cavern hole* St-ay....there...

[Verdauga]

*Dons coat and starts cleaving through the vermin.*

[lass of something much]

*tries to poof Verdie back into cavern hole, but is to weak*-et back...it's...not safe...out there...

[Verdauga]

*puts on helmet and continues.*

[lass of something much]

*weakly staggers up*

[Booklover]

His barber reversed the meaning of bald!

Dlab: riah gnikcal yltrap ro yllohw placs a gnivah.