Bobsie OTP

[Ashleg]

DELTHION IS WEIRD AND I'M SPEAKING BADLY ABOUT HIM

WHAT IS HE, EVEN?

A GRIM REAPER LION?

[The Skarzs]

OH MY GOSH.

Delthion.
Dethlion.
Death lion.

THREE CHANGES MAKE HIM "DEATH LION".
THREE SIDES AND CORNERS OF A TRIANGLE.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
DELTHION IS THE GRIM REAPER LION OF THE ILLUMINATI.
SPREAD THE WORD.
HE MUST BE STOPPED.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

[Ashleg]

OH MY GOSH SEE??

DELTHION HAS TWO EYES.

I USED TWO QUESTION MARKS.

TWO MINUS ONE IS ONE.

IF I TAKE AWAY ONE OF DELTHION'S EYES AND PUT IT IN A TRIANGLE, IT'S ILLUMINATI!

[Russa Nodrey]

HOW DID WE NOT REALIZE THIS BEFORE?!

[Delthion]

Well well well. They have finally discovered our plot. For how obvious we were making it, they were very slow. But now that we are finally found out how shall we eradicate them?

[Russa Nodrey]

D:

[Delthion]

The melting point for these pitiful creatures is still inconsistent. They seem to show great duress under our experimentation, but how indeed shall we eradicate them?

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Floats around some more*

Luckily you can't kill what's already dead.

[Delthion]

But we have indeed proven through extensive experimentation that we can kill what is UNdead.

[Russa Nodrey]

[Rosie Willowwater]

But we have indeed proven through extensive experimentation that we can kill what is UNdead.

I'm not undead though.

[Delthion]

Oh do not fear little creatures. The process is relatively painless and quick.

But Rosie, all ghosts are undead, if you are not a ghost then you are dead since you have already been killed.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I am neither.

[Delthion]

Then you are alive and your life force will be extinguished. As we have already said, it is a relatively painless and short process.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I am not alive either.