Attack Of The Fairy Tales!

[Delthion]

Who was rapidly digested by the Billy Goats Gruff.

[The Skarzs]

And they all lived happily ever after.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then the twelve princesses traveled east of the sun, west of the moon.

[Maudie]

And discovered spinning wheel.

[Lady Amber]

Unfortunately for them, the Beast had broken out of his castle.

[Ashleg]

The two little pigs were selling pork.

[The Skarzs]

O_O

Little boy blue blew his horn to alert the authorities about the cannibalistic swine.

[Delthion]

But it turned out that a man had sold them the pork saying that it was a magic bean.

[The Skarzs]

After finding out it was actually pork the three little pigs all left to fling themselves off a cliff.

[Maudie]

And fell on a spinning wheel.

[The Skarzs]

A very large spinning wheel with a big spike.

[Ashleg]

Jack Sparrow was on top of the spinning wheel.

[The Skarzs]

That's not a fairy tale.

[Ashleg]

It has mermaids, and magic, and voodoo, and curses, and Poseidon and Neptune and the Kracken...

[The Skarzs]

Wat.