The more random than that other thread thread

[Booklover]

I'm trying to remember if this is the thread where tables were mentioned earlier, and therefore you've already fastened them to the floor. Might have been a different thread though.

[The Skarzs]

*Rips the tables up and throws them at the next person to post.* You were saying?

Get out.

Who were you talking to?

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[Booklover]

*Rips the tables up and throws them at the next person to post.* You were saying?

Get out.

Who were you talking to?

u

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[The Skarzs]

Watch out for the table.

[Booklover]

X

[Verdauga]

Y are you guys doi--
*Gets hit by the table.*

[Booklover]

Zey zaid zat you vanted me?

[Kade Rivok]

Y are you guys doi--
*Gets hit by the table.*

*Person who definitely didn't throw the table*  You, uh... you ok?

[Verdauga]

*Comes out from underneath the table, holding rag to nose.*
Augh! By nothe!
*Uses Minor Potion of Healing.*
Yeah. Juth-t gib be a little bit.
*Walks into other room.*

[Booklover]

Hi, Neville Longbottom (think Order of the Phoenix at the end if you're confused).

[Verdauga]

*Comes back into the room.*
Okay! Let me tell you: a healing potion feels weird when it's used to heal a broken nose.

[Kade Rivok]

You can feel your sinuses cracking back into place.  Truly an odd sensation.

[Verdauga]

Very is. I hope the new potions have anesthetics...

[Booklover]

Or you can get physicked (come on, this is the Redwall forum, you'd expect it to be referenced occasionally).

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, lemme just down a mess of whatever ol' Sister Alkanet has brewing, that'll heal me up right quick!