The more random than that other thread thread

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

In my house, blow driers get used for everything but drying hair.

[Kade Rivok]

That's a bit odd.

*Chases Lass with the cordless blow dryer.*  Come back here!  You'll catch a cold!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sees a cold hiding in the bushes* Aha! I will catch you if it's the last thing I do! *chases the cold*

[Kade Rivok]

*Points at Eb while still chasing Lass down.*  Don't you dare!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*instantly stops chasing cold* Or what? What will you do?

[Kade Rivok]

Use your imagination.

*Catches Lass and begins blow drying her.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*uses imagination* *hides in terror*

[Kade Rivok]

Now, tell me, what did your imagination tell you?

*Is almost through blow drying Lass.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Something awful. Please don't do it.

[Kade Rivok]

Now now, I can only know what not to do if you tell me.  Otherwise, I might accidentally do it!

*Finishes up with Lass.  She is now very fluffy and dry, depending on what she's shapeshifted into at the moment.*

[lass of something much]

*jumps into lake and swims*

[Kade Rivok]

*Annoyed, throws hair dryer into the water.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*the hair dryer is now dead* *is still hiding in terror*

[Kade Rivok]

Eb, you gotta talk to me.  I don't want to accidentally do whatever you imagined after all, so I need to know what it is.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No.