The more random than that other thread thread

[lass of something much]

*gobbils* cook cook cook!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Order yer very ovn Corona Viruz today! Nay need tae get up und gae valkin' aboot in public tae try tae pick it up. Juzt zit back und relax und order it from 'ome inztead! It only takez tva tae zree dayz tae zhip, und it even comez in an airtight box zae zat it ztayz prezerved und frezh und ready fer ye vhen ye open it. Dae nae delay. Get yer very ovn Corona Viruz today! Juzt gae tae www.coronavirus4you.com tae buy it. Pleaze zpecify ze quantity und zize. Na' only 12 Zilver Cherriez! Order na'!

[The Skarzs]

www.coronavirus4you.com Review

1/10 - Total scam.

I went to coronavirus.com expecting to be able to buy my own petree dish of the virus for personal use, but the site took forever to load. And then there was no easy way to order online, and the shipping service looked sketchy. I wanted my order delivered within ten business days, but they said it would take at least fourteen. FOURTEEN!!!1! All the samples were dead when I got them. Very disappointed. Will not use again. I feel cheated.

[lass of something much]

Hahahaha

[Kade Rivok]

Ha

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Booklover joins them from wherever she was* Cool! Can I have one?

Sure. *passes it to Booklover* Large soft toys freak me out, just a little.

[Kade Rivok]

*The life-size Kade Otterbadger plushie follows Eb while she isn't looking.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

  O_O
O_O
O_O
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O
Goodbye. *leaves*

[Kade Rivok]

*It follows.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*stabs it with my dagger*

[Kade Rivok]

*The dagger sinks into the fluffy plushie, but doesn't appear to actually pierce it.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ew. 

[Kade Rivok]

*You feel the soft fluff of the plushie against your paw.  It isn't as good as the original, but it's still pretty nice.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

It's artificial.

[Kade Rivok]

(There's a secret ingredient.  It feels very similar to the original.)