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Scott McLamok

#4230
December 03, 2020, 04:28:11 AM
*Charges with ten cyborgs towards the shadows*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#4231
December 03, 2020, 04:30:26 AM
....I'm between a rock and a hard place...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#4232
December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Booklover

#4233
December 03, 2020, 07:27:31 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 02, 2020, 10:39:21 PM
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At first I thought that was an image that hadn't shown properly.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Russa Nodrey

#4234
December 03, 2020, 09:38:45 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 02:47:29 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 02, 2020, 10:58:26 PM
Sunny the Sun is coming to your house to murder you with his raisin scoops.

No... NO I'll pay the money as soon as I have it! Please... just... give a week or two!
Sunny the Sun will give you 48 hours.
Freddy

lass of something much

#4235
December 03, 2020, 10:49:47 AM
*Stops struggling and just waits to be killed*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#4236
December 03, 2020, 02:00:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 03, 2020, 12:59:44 AM
Sunny the Sun is knocking on your front door. If you don't open it, he'll set your mom's car on fire with one touch of his flaming tentacles.
Thank goodness, she hates that thing. I wonder if we'll collect the insurance on it.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

WorshipTiria

#4237
December 03, 2020, 04:39:06 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

I guess I'm a metal rose.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Sebias of Redwall

#4238
December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  ^-^)

*Cyborg rises from the lava(?) and pokes Jarky's left eye*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

WorshipTiria

#4239
December 03, 2020, 05:00:18 PM
*Grabs Sunny the Sun by the neck*
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Verdauga

#4240
December 03, 2020, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  ^-^)
You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.

*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Flib Bigboat

#4241
December 03, 2020, 06:23:19 PM
Because it's the Cellars, silly.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#4242
December 03, 2020, 06:23:40 PM Last Edit: December 03, 2020, 06:26:47 PM by Sebias of Redwall
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 03, 2020, 07:03:25 AM
More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*
(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  ^-^)
You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.

*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?
Yeah, I get that. I mean, for the record, Seborg is technically the defense, believe it or not.

Although, Sheev has been building up to his attempted takeover for a while, and it's still kinda fun.  :giggle: I could try keeping it it the battle threads. No promises though since this is the Cellars and, er, this kind of stuff is the reason why most of the people are still here.  :P

Potato.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#4243
December 03, 2020, 06:40:27 PM
Yeah, yeah, true, it just gets kinda wearisome after a while. I guess it's kinda the way it's played makes it unamusing for me. Ah, well, carry on.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#4244
December 03, 2020, 06:48:55 PM
*Beats walnuts viciously with sledgehammer*  ^-^ *Dips them in mashed strawberries and then proceeds to eat them with a straw*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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