The more random than that other thread thread

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Verdauga]

My six-year-old brother: *Attempting to get bird poop off a piece of wood by whacking it against a tree branch*

Me: What are you doing, my son?

Bro: I'm doing what needs to be done.

I don't know what's funnier, what he said, or what you said.

[Russa Nodrey]

Heh. That's often what I call my brothers.

[lass of something much]

Eyyyyyy!

[Sebias of Redwall]

What wrist do you wear your watch on?

[Booklover]

Left.

And, if you're interested, I'm right handed (but left footed).

[Sebias of Redwall]

Huh. Cool. I wear it on both.

*Runs away screaming*

[Evie]

Has anyone heard the song "Some magic"?

[Sebias of Redwall]

I... actually have, yes. It's not bad. *This was said while I continue running and screaming*

[Flib Bigboat]

*laughs when Sebias is well out of earshot*

[Verdauga]

*Eats a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newton^tm bar.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*still laughing*

[Kade Rivok]

*Becomes the coolest.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*Pushes cool Kade into a barrel and floats him down the river* Now you can imitate Thorin Oakenshield. He's the coolest too.

[Booklover]

As long as he doesn't imitate everything Thorin did.