The more random than that other thread thread

[Flib Bigboat]

Wisdom is found in making mistakes and learning from them... so I guess you're right, if you mean that putting pineapple on pizza was a mistake.

And how do you know that I didn't have pizza for lunch?

Because you don't seem to be very wise yet.

[Booklover]

Hmmm. Your mistake is never realising the amazingness of pineapple on pizza.

[Flib Bigboat]

That's because there's no amazingness.

[Booklover]

You only think that because you haven't realised it.

[Flib Bigboat]

And you only think they're amazing because you haven't tried pizza without them.

[Booklover]

I have. Multiple times.

[Flib Bigboat]

Then why do you insist on this ridiculous and foolish behavior of eating pizza with pineapple on top it, if you've tried it with other toppings as well, multiple times? 'Cause Hawai'ian pizza is clearly not the best.

[Booklover]

It is. Which I know because I've eaten many different pizzas.

[Flib Bigboat]

Liar.

[Booklover]

You doubt my ability to eat pizza?

[Flib Bigboat]

Yes.

[Booklover]

Why?

[Flib Bigboat]

Why not? I'm bored and I want to do something naughty.

[Booklover]

Like... Eating too much pizza?

[Flib Bigboat]

There isn't any pizza left, and if there was, I wouldn't eat it if it had Hawai'ian toppings on it.
(JK, I actually do like Hawai'ian pizza. )