The more random than that other thread thread

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is annoyed* You are a cat. *skins Verdauga* (or what's left of him, anyway)

[Verdauga]

OH?!? Well, then. If we're calling each other names, you're a pig! (just kidding. But I have had that line in my head for a while)
*Watches Shisteer advance upon him.*
W-w-well, i-it was knife to meet you, at least.

*Squishes Verdauga into the shower drain.*

Don't attack me guys! Everything I've done will go down the drain!

[shisteer of nothing much]

I didn't advance on you, I simply insta-skinned you. There is nothing you can do about it.

[Verdauga]

*Dies from infection (Haha! I went septic! Ha!)*
*Respawns.*
You do realize that hurt, right?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Generally, when one skins something while it's still alive, that is the intention.

[Verdauga]

I should arrest you on the grounds of camping, because that was in-tents!

[Kade Rivok]

I think you deserve to get shipped again right away after all this

[Verdauga]

Canal you stop talking about shipping me? Your arguments don't hold water, it's all express shipping,and you aren't even paying shipping costs!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is still annoyed* You are still a cat. *skins Verdauga again*

[Verdauga]

Hey, Teer? Are you taking the ice bucket challenge? Eh, doesn't matter.
*Megalovania starts*
Get Dunked On.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*squeezes fresh lemon juice on Verdauga's now skinned body*

[Kade Rivok]

Yikes, that surely don't feel nice

[Verdauga]

It's okay, Kade. She's gonna have a bad time.
*Eye glints blue.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sprinkles citric acid on Verdauga's skinned body*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*scrolls up*

*deep breaths...*

WHAT IN THE TEN KINDS OF SPLIT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!!?!?