The more random than that other thread thread

[Kade Rivok]

Correct answer.  *Gives Skarzs a pie in a box.*

[Booklover]

So who likes pie?

What flavour pie?

3.1415926535897932384626433...
I did not make a pie for three reasons.
And the duck thing began (chronologically, at least, not in terms of real world) when Jem (persuaded by Will Herondale) threw some poultry pie to the mallards in Hyde Park.

[The Skarzs]

Correct answer.  *Gives Skarzs a pie in a box.*

Thank you.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.

[The Skarzs]

Don't steal my shtick.

[Kade Rivok]

 

[The Skarzs]

-^- Ingrate.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I want a pie! (please)

[Kade Rivok]

Ok!  *Gives Eb a pie in a box.*

[Booklover]

I want a pie! (please)

We apologise for the inconvenience. I did not make a pie for three reasons.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*takes up a challenging posture* And what, may I ask, are those reasons?

[Verdauga]

Hitchhiker's Guide reference, I think.
Something about 3.14 as wel--you really don't care, honestly.

[Booklover]

TSC, actually. Well, 'we apologise for the inconvenience' is from Hitchiker's.

I would tell you the reasons, but the third (which is the most important) one includes a swear word.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

 

[Kade Rivok]

How dareth thou mentioneth such a thingeth.