The more random than that other thread thread

[Flib Bigboat]

*had snitched the walnuts when Sebias was busy posting*Mmmm, these are pretty good.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wait, what am I eating then-
...
Oh dear.

[Booklover]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  )

You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.

*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?

Because it's 2020 and we can't have a quiet year (although I suppose it kind of is quiet, what with lockdown, and every large event being cancelled, and everything else). Or, as Seb said, it is The Cellars. That's kind of the point.

[Flib Bigboat]

Exactly.

[WorshipTiria]

More cyborgs? Great! *Melts every cyborg in sight and makes them all into metal roses*

(One cannot simply melt a cyborg. The hide is too tough and brilliant.  )

You don't understamd heat. Let's test that.

*Teleport the cyborgs into the sun.*
I'm getting legitimately tired of the Cellars being invaded. Why don't you just wait a few months so things calm back down before putting us through this drama?

*Is tired of people trying to melt me*

[lass of something much]

*Just waits for the fight between the forces of evil who're both trying to capture me*

*Sneaks away*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*A turtle croaks*

*A turtle jogs over to Lass*

*A turtle smiles*

[Booklover]

*the turtle collapses halfway through attempting to jog (very slowly, because it's a turtle)*

[lass of something much]

*A turtle croaks*

*A turtle jogs over to Lass*

*A turtle smiles*

*Screams*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*A turtle recoils at the scream*

*A turtle narrows his eyes*

*A turtle floats up to Lass' face and twitches her nose*

[Flib Bigboat]

Did you say a turtle twitches Lass's nose?

[Booklover]

Well, the turtle collapsed on the ground so clearly can't be.

[lass of something much]

*Sneezes*

[Flib Bigboat]

*refuses to make an art thread*

[Verdauga]

*Makes an art thread for Flib.*