The more random than that other thread thread

[Scott McLamok]

*Sighs*

[Flib Bigboat]

Lass's dramatic nonsense...

[lass of something much]

*Has concussion, and thusly, collapses on the ground*

[Booklover]

HEIMLICH MANOEUVRE ACTIVATE!

Lass? Can you hear me?

[lass of something much]

*Is unconscious*

[Flib Bigboat]

@Kade Rivok, we need you to activate the Heimlich Manoeuvere!

[Kade Rivok]

*The earth, the very foundations of the world, began to tremble.  As the rolling clouds parted, a beaming ray shone from the dark ether above, gazing down upon the dire scene.  A gentle, yet powerful utterance breathed out from beyond the seams of reality.*

Heimlich

*Suddenly, you noticed among you a figure.  One whose presence previously could not be felt.  An Otterbadger, coated in muscle and wreathed in fluff, with a small, knowing smile alighting upon his features.  Stepping forth, he approached the fallen Lass and knelt, scooping her up from the broken ground on which she lay.  Lifting the tender chook, he began to speak, his warm voice offering comfort and safekeeping.*

Never fear child, for the blessings of the Maneuver shall be granted unto thee.  HEIMLICH MANEUVER, ACTIVAAAAAAAAAATE!  *Heimlich maneuver activates.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches in awe*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Showers the topic with rose petals*

[Jukka the Sling]

*blinks in confusion*

[lass of something much]

*Vomits up her meal*

[Flib Bigboat]

*blinks in confusion*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Vomits up her meal*

*gives Lass a towel*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Rolls out the towel like a carpet*

[Booklover]

*Vomits up her meal*

*gives Lass a towel*

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is. (frood: a really amazingly together guy)