The more random than that other thread thread

[Booklover]

And whatever you do, don't listen to Vogon poetry.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Spoiler

'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'

'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'

[close]

Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

...


Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?

I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because someone spoiled it for me. *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*

You are not in a very friendly mood, so I can see. Maybe I had better be quiet and do as you say.
*Is quiet and feels ashamed of herself because the glare is so angry*

[Flib Bigboat]

Thank you, dearest sister.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

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[One-Eye the wildcat]

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yes

[Flib Bigboat]

Speaking of cookies, I made that pudding recipe again, and it tasted really bad. I think it's becaue it got sort of burned, when I was trying to help Petka measure something out, and now I'm afraid someone's going to get sick from it. And if they do, it'll all be my fault.

Edit: @Rosieeeeee, somebeast called Kreg is on right now...

[Kade Rivok]

Eats four boxes of ginger snaps.

[Flib Bigboat]

I love ginger snaps! Can I have one, please?

[Kade Rivok]

Already ate 'em.  Ate the boxes whole though; want to retrieve one?  I can help.

[Flib Bigboat]

Ok. *holds out paws expectantly*

@Infant Lizzy, want a cookie?

[Kade Rivok]

*Eats Flib.*  Go get 'em champ.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach... *Zree carrotz zoom by loike foighter planez o'erhead*

[Kade Rivok]

That's amazing!

[Booklover]

*sees a pigeon called Carrot*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*sees a pigeon called Carrot*

*appears over bookie's shoulder*

eat him