The more random than that other thread thread

[Kade Rivok]

*Hugs Ally.*  See?  Case in point.

[Ally046]

*Is hugged by the wonderful Otterbadger*

[Booklover]

Did you just call me a ne'er-do-well ? How dare thee! My digging of holes in the ground that will have water in is very good, thank you very much!

[Kade Rivok]

...You asking to be et?

*Is hugged by the wonderful Otterbadger*

^_^

[Booklover]

I'm asking to not be et.

[Kade Rivok]

Don't go about doing any ne'er-do-welling then

[Flib Bigboat]

Your face is ne'er-do-welling

[Kade Rivok]

See, this?  *Picks up Flib.*  This is exactly what I'm talking about.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

It's Otterbadger, and I'm a wonderful Otterbadger.  I give fluffy hugs to those that deserve it, and I eat all the ne'er-do-wells.  What more could ya ask for?

Our lives, possibly? 'Cause hugs are nice but since you are really strong you often accidentally strangle us poor wee chooks, and otherwise we'll be et.

[Kade Rivok]

I've probably never killed anybeast via hug.

[Ally046]

I suppose there's always the possibility of suffocation from floof, but that isn't exactly Kade's fault. He has such luxurious floof.

[Kade Rivok]

Mmhmm, Ally gets me.

[Ally046]

Sometimes.

[Kade Rivok]

But I'm so getable.

[Flib Bigboat]

See, this?  *Picks up Flib.*  This is exactly what I'm talking about.

How dare you call me this. My name is Flib.

But I'm so getable.

You're so floofable.