Kramber

[The Skarzs]

(I think this is probably the cruellest ship ever.)

[Delthion]

Why is it cruel?

[The Skarzs]

I made it, neither of them agree to it, Krantor is a new member and we're still forcing the rings on their paws.

[DelenatheWanderer]

And why is that cruel? It called love at first post, or something.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I made it, neither of them agree to it, Krantor is a new member and we're still forcing the rings on their paws.

More like forging rings on them *Slides Skarzs a twenty to forge up a couple rings*

[The Skarzs]

. . .
*Takes money and mumbles something about making a fire.*

[Delthion]

* Delthion slides him a fire.

[Lady Amber]

* Delthion slides him a fire.

I found this hilarious.

[Krantor the Brutal]

DISCLAIMER! JUST SOMETHING I WROTE UP. NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE

To my dearest Amber, Lady of Mossflower,

It has been my greatest pain, that I haven't spoken to you, as of late. My heart aches that I haven't be able to tell you. I have been far off, taking my life further and further from you in my latest partners Skarzs and Gnoff, hooligans to say the least. Life without you has been dull to the fullest, and the company Scott & Tam hasn't helped in the financial matters for ownership of my father's estate. But,let me stop for a moment to ask you, how did you fare without me my fairest? Did Rosie, and Russa and Jukka cause you much grief ? Of that blasted Captian of Wortshire did he make advances. Do know I would cross blades with him when I return. And what of Maudie and Ashleg? Have they taken our side, or have they been won over? As a last remark, I  advise you dearest, to stick with our allies in this struggle, Cornflower, James and Wylder, true friends, to say the least, but have stood with us through all our shortcomings and trials. I will return to you my dearest, but how long, will it take? For alas,, I am now, working in the quarry to pay off my father's debts. But, soon we will be together, and I shall destroy those who have saddened you.

Yours affectionately,
Krantor the Brutal (As given to me by those rouges)

[The Skarzs]

*Wipes away tear.*

[Delthion]

* Delthion bawls.

[Krantor the Brutal]

List of Characters:
Scott - Co-owner of Scott & Tam Banking
Captain Wortshire - Rival to Krantor
Maudie - Stuck in the middle, must take a side
Ashleg - Stuck in the middle, must take a side
Delthion - Minister dude
Lady Amber - Protagonist
Cornflower - Friend of Amber
Jukka - Rich lady of Mossflower
Rosie - Rich lady of Mossflower
James - Friend of Krantor
Gonff - Strange worker from quarry
Russa - Rich lady of Mossflower
Krantor - Protagonist
Wylder - Friend of Amber
Tam - Co-owner of Scott & Tam Banking
Skarzs - Strange worker from quarry

[The Skarzs]

[Scott McLamok]

ASH IS THE OWNER OF SCOTT CRISPS

[The Skarzs]

*Claps a paw over Scott's mouth.* Don't tell him that! Keep him untainted by the Cellars!