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Sebias of Redwall

#90
December 03, 2019, 06:42:24 AM
Pfft, I was hurling pies when you were toddling around as a baby! *Thumps chest proudly. Makes impressive grunting sounds*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#91
December 03, 2019, 06:43:55 AM
Well, I was hurling pies WHEN I was toddling around as a baby! *Hurls ten pies at Sebias in quick succession*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#92
December 03, 2019, 06:45:41 AM
*Is pummeled by pies* Hey! *Licks pies off of fur* To th' death, mateys! *Grabs a pot of soup and flings it at Jarky*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#93
December 03, 2019, 06:48:21 AM
*Eats soup* *Dumps a cauldronfull of wasabi on Sebbie's head*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#94
December 03, 2019, 09:46:41 AM
*throws eight kumara at Jarky* Take that! *begins shooting Sebias with a longbow made of licorice*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#95
December 04, 2019, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:27:53 AM
*eats carrot cake that was previously dumped on Ebantu's head* Yum, hair flavoured. *sticks fresh baby carrots in Ebantu's ears*
I am NOT amused! *shoots Teer with a recurve bow made of wood*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#96
December 04, 2019, 04:44:22 AM
What, did you want the carrot cake? I thought you didn't like it. *shoots Ebantu with asparagus arrows*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#97
December 04, 2019, 04:48:54 AM
Not that, you put carrots in my ears! And it hurt! *shoots Teer with wooden arrows*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#98
December 04, 2019, 04:53:12 AM
Wooden arrows with rubber tips, you mean? *pulls carrots out of Ebantu's ears and replaces them with banana*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#99
December 04, 2019, 04:55:49 AM
*removes bananas and squashes them onto Teer's nose* No, wooden arrows with fire-hardened wooden tips. Leave my ears alone, for goodness sake!
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#100
December 04, 2019, 05:01:02 AM
Put a banana in your ear! Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear. It's true, so true, that when you do, all your fears will disappear. It's banana cheer so put a ripe banana in your ear! *puts a ripe banana in Ebantu's ear*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#101
December 04, 2019, 05:02:12 AM
*removes banana and snarls warningly* Stop it, or else!
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#102
December 04, 2019, 05:10:42 AM
Fine. *throws tomatoes at Ebantu*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#103
December 04, 2019, 05:11:42 AM
Thank you. *throws them back, along with pieces of salt*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

shisteer of nothing much

#104
December 04, 2019, 05:29:53 AM
*eats tomatoes and salt* Yum, yum. *hurls oatmeal at Ebantu*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!
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