FOOD FIGHT!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*catches crumble in bowl and promptly eats it* De-licious! *throws bilberries at everyone*

[Booklover]

^^ I meant the first English (or English speaking) settlers in New Zealand.

And perhaps it isn't relevant, but it is interesting. Or should I say imteresting, which gets me on another point but as you don't seem to appreciate my ramblings, I won't continue (with that one, anyway).

[lass of something much]

SALT AND VINEGAR!!! *throws chips at Booklover and Seb and Teer and Ebantu*

[Kade Rivok]

*Has to chase after chips to eat them, since none were thrown at him.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

How cruel, Lass! Leaving poor Kade out like that! *throws chips at Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

*Some gets in his eyes and they become red and watery as he tries to catch the chips in his mouth.*  It burns!  But it tastes so good!

[lass of something much]

Oh...Sorry *throws a bag of chips to Kade.* Do you want to be allies? *sprays fanta at every one else*

[shisteer of nothing much]

oh...sorry *throse a bag of chips to kade*do you want to be allis? *sprais fanta at every one els*

Lass, I think I need to explain to you the rules in The Cellars. For now, I'll just content myself with saying that it's everybeast for itself in this food fight. *flicks spoonfuls of almond butter at Lass*

[Kade Rivok]

Speak for yourself!

*Dives in front of Lass dramatically, taking the scoops of almond butter to the chest.  Lands heavily and gasps out.*  Tell my... tell my momma... I was brave.... *Passes out.*

[Booklover]

SALT AND VINEGAR!!!*throse chips at booklover and seb and teer and ebantu*

Sour cream and onion! *throws crisps to Teer, then throws crisps at everybody else*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sour cream and chives. Seriously. Much. Better. *throws sour cream and chives crisps at everyone, including Kade*

[lass of something much]

*throws sheep guts at every one except Kade*

Speak for yourself!

*Dives in front of Lass dramatically, taking the scoops of almond butter to the chest.  Lands heavily and gasps out.*  Tell my... tell my momma... I was brave.... *Passes out.*

Otters are so cute!.....And I don't know who your mother is...soo... sorry

SALT AND VINEGAR!!! *throws chips at Booklover and Seb and Teer and Ebantu*

Sour cream and onion! *throws crisps to Teer, then throws crisps at everybody else*

Bookie, I said that because this is the redwall forum, and blood and vineger is a warcry and SALT AND VINEGAR is pun on the warcry you see
*sprays fanta at every one except Kade*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*blocks fanta with Kade's body* Yuk. I can't stand soft drinks. *throws Kade at Lass*

[lass of something much]

aaaaahh *falls to the ground "dead"*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Whoops. *lays Kade beside Lass and bows head in a prayer for the dead*