The Marriage of Ashleg and Rosie Willowwater

[Delthion]

But wouldn't marrying other people be counter-intuitive if Del is my true love? (Not saying he's not though )

Someone's gotta be out there. Someone who despises Delsie, who wants it burned to the ground and buried. You and Del both know this, but in order to keep safe, you hide behind marriages and shipping others. It's a ploy to keep this anonymous hater at bay, to make them think their love was but a small fling. Oh no, it is real, burning, raging. Just in secret, and behind many a veil. Ain't that some Mafia sounding plot.

How do you know that I'm not the one trying to derail Delsie?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

But wouldn't marrying other people be counter-intuitive if Del is my true love? (Not saying he's not though )

Someone's gotta be out there. Someone who despises Delsie, who wants it burned to the ground and buried. You and Del both know this, but in order to keep safe, you hide behind marriages and shipping others. It's a ploy to keep this anonymous hater at bay, to make them think their love was but a small fling. Oh no, it is real, burning, raging. Just in secret, and behind many a veil. Ain't that some Mafia sounding plot.

How do you know that I'm not the one trying to derail Delsie?

Impossible. You have had far too many chances of doing so, plus an inside agent would be too predictable. Gotta be someone who has ties to Delsie, but not enough to be noticed or thought of.

[Ashleg]

Stop ruining our wedding.

[The Skarzs]

Lol.

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

To rosie here is a excuse to not marry

Right now you might both be posters on this forum but what if one of you becomes a ruthless kingpin of a underworld crime gang and the other a cop dedicated to bringing down the gang at any cost? Your marriage would be horrible.

[The Skarzs]

That would have some awkward repercussions when they come home from work.
Or maybe they can both be evil! Evil is fun.

[Rosie Willowwater]

We are both already evil

[The Skarzs]

You don't seem it.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[The Skarzs]

Wannabe evil. Now FAIY can be evil.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Stop ruining our top secret mid romantic on the run coverup.

[Ashleg]

I'm evil unless yer my friend.


But if yer a baby or Friar...

[The Skarzs]

Friar Tuck will destroy you.

[321tumbler]

I'm evil unless yer my friend.


But if yer a baby or Friar...

Uh, I'm a Friar.

[Rosie Willowwater]

We are both already evil

No.  Rosie is one of the kindest people I know.

No. I'm pretty evil. Tumbler can tell you