Snowball Fight

[Kade Rivok]

As you get near it's head, it suddenly begins moving and swallows you!

[lass of something much]

*is not climbing the snowman*

[Kade Rivok]

Yuh huh.

[lass of something much]

*gets to the top and sighs*

[Kade Rivok]

*Snowman body slams Lass for her impudence.*

[lass of something much]

*looks down at the little lumps of snow*

[Kade Rivok]

This snowman (minus, like, an inch)

Spoiler

[close]

*Lass is buried*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Work in metric for goodness sake!)
*is unconscious because there was no air under the snowman*

[Verdauga]

*Is noticing the distinct lack of screams and teleports Eb from underneath the snowman.*

[Kade Rivok]

Good idea.  I kinda thought she be able to dig her way out.  Maybe I should buy her a shovel....

[Verdauga]

That would be a great first anniversary gift. Shovels make excellent murder weapons.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm not sure "excellent" would be the word I'd use.  It's workable, though.

[Verdauga]

True, but most of the excellent ones have special punishments when used in the crime.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is still unconscious*

[Kade Rivok]

*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Eb over and over.*  Wake!  Up!  Wake!  Up!