Redwall Abbey Community Farm

[Delthion]

MOO

[The Skarzs]

I am cow.

Hear me moo.

I weigh ten times more than you.

And I look! Good! On the barbecue!

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter

Are made from a liquid that comes out my udders.

I am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.

I am cow, eating grass.

Methane gas comes out my- DONKEY.

And from my muzzle when I belch.
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From the product of my dinner.

I am cow, I am cow, eating graaaaaaasss.

[Lady Amber]

*Shoves a cork in Skarzs's mouth to prevent him from singing*

[Delthion]

Moo-moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo-moo.

(Someone butcher that cow so that I don't have to listen to that song anymore.)

[Russa Nodrey]

*Puts on a straw hat* *Peacefully digs a hole and tosses a small cucumber into it* *Covers cucumber with a humble pile of dirt*

[Lady Amber]

*Drowns Skarzs in a water trough*

[The Skarzs]

The song is done.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

boo

[Russa Nodrey]

*Squawk*

[Delthion]

MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cornflower MM]

This has gone from "Cool little topic with a touch of odd that reminds me of the olden Cellars days that I don't mind posting in" to ". . . . . Okay this is way too weird for me, do I really wanna post here now?"

Congrats, Skar. *Pats Del Cow on the head*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Locks Skarzs back up in his own insane asylum and throws away the key*

*Starts watering a patch of dirt with my watering can*

[Ashleg]

Whoever plants the most food gets one Ashleg Fun Dollar.

[The Skarzs]

*Grows a mutant apple tree in my cell that grows so big it breaks the cell open.* I have a one-tree orchard

[Lady Amber]

*Starts planting pumpkins*