The ULTIMATE CRIME

Ashleg · January 19, 2018, 06:18:12 PM

*Slaps Skarzs with a glove*

LT Sandpaw · January 19, 2018, 07:13:01 PM

HE CHALLENGES YOU TO A DUEL!

The Skarzs · January 19, 2018, 07:44:49 PM

I WOULD DUEL BUT HE WON'T PARTICIPATE.

LT Sandpaw · January 19, 2018, 07:58:36 PM

THEN YOU SHALL DUEL HIS SECOND, OXYGEN!

The Skarzs · January 19, 2018, 08:32:24 PM

Who?

LT Sandpaw · January 19, 2018, 09:29:38 PM

O2

Krantor the Brutal · January 19, 2018, 09:34:24 PM

The Molecules.

Ashleg · January 19, 2018, 10:39:31 PM

HAHAHAH! FEAR THEM! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT AIR!

The Skarzs · January 20, 2018, 12:08:35 AM

*Turns O₂ into CO₂

LT Sandpaw · January 20, 2018, 12:52:48 AM

...Because the trash company attempted to incinerate the recycling I mixed with the trash...

The Skarzs · January 20, 2018, 01:36:56 AM

I breathed.

LT Sandpaw · January 20, 2018, 01:50:07 AM

That works too...

The Skarzs · January 20, 2018, 03:05:33 AM

And burned a LOT of garbage.

Lady Amber · January 20, 2018, 03:10:59 AM

*Mixes trash and recyclables in the trashcan and puts it out on the curb*

The Skarzs · January 20, 2018, 03:35:32 AM

*Kills Lady Amber and throws her into the garbage can where she belongs.*

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