The ULTIMATE CRIME

[Lady Amber]

*Throws Skarzs into a landfill*

[The Skarzs]

How? You're in the garbage.

[Lady Amber]

I climbed out.

[Ashleg]

*Puts recyclables on top of Amber's corpse*

!!

[The Skarzs]

You're the reason your city is filthy.

[Lady Amber]

*Puts recyclables on top of Amber's corpse*

!!

My corpse? Just 'cause I'm in a trashcan doesn't mean I'm dead.

[The Skarzs]

But you are.

[Lady Amber]

Well you're in a landfill, so you're dead, too.

[The Skarzs]

But you couldn't have because you're in the can.

[Lady Amber]

Well maybe I climbed out.

[The Skarzs]

Even Ashleg agrees you are dead and in the garbage can. He piled stuff on top of you.

[Lady Amber]

He must be blind, then.

[The Skarzs]

*Starts eating the garbage.*

[Ashleg]

There's no getting out of this, Amber!

[Lady Amber]

Well what about you, Ash? You mixed trash and recyclables, as well. You should be punished, too.