Ashleg's Administration

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Hello

As Ashleg has proven to be completely ineffective as Cellars president, I will now proceed to replace him with a council of five members who have been very honest and very good at their jobs (A bit too good in fact).

@The Skarzs as the person you talk to if you have any issues. No guarantee that you will not get squashed.

@Delthion as the person who will solve the hunger problem on the forum.

@Rosie Willowwater as the person who will give out umbrellas if it rains.

@Jukka the Sling as the person who will throw rocks at people.

@Lady Amber as the person who will probably end up doing all the work.

I said five people, but we have one more addition...

@Ashleg as court jester. Please feel free to throw apples at him. (Apples sold separately.)

[Ashleg]

Rosie is on a long break and would not betray me, you dweeb.

As for everything else...no.

*eats you*

[The Skarzs]

Stop doing Del's job. *Throws apples at Ashleg.*

[Delthion]

*Throws more apples at Ashleg. Divides a horde of cookies among all of the forumites.*

[LT Sandpaw]

This new administration is an unelected oligarchy and is to be disbanded, by order of the rightful Ashleg party. Failure to comply will result in the godmodding of your ultimate demise!

[The Skarzs]

No.

[Ashleg]

The troops are going to be sent in.
*catches all the apples in my mouth and eats them in enjoyment*

[Matthias720]

As long as the Staff keeps getting kickbacks, we will overlook this dispute.

[The Skarzs]

I propose anarchy.

[Delthion]

Second!

[Jetthebinturong]

The president is dead! Long live the council!

Wait, I hate forum government!

DOWN WITH THE COUNCIL! RETURN US TO ANARCHY!

[Delthion]

SECOND!

[The Skarzs]

Dissolve the council!

[Ashleg]

I am not dead. I can't die. Unlimited lifespan.

[Delthion]

We didn't kill you. We simply killed the presidency.