ban the person above you.

[Tam and Martin]

I ban you from banning the banner of the banning of banners on the forum

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

I ban you for banning the banner of banners of banners of....  BANANA.

I ban you because I have to go now, and it'll probably take me a couple weeks (at least) before I rediscover my bookmark to these forums.

[The Skarzs]

I ban you for. . . leaving.

[Russa Nodrey]

I ban you from typing!

[The Skarzs]

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(You said I couldn't type)

[Rusvul]

I ban you from banning people for not banning people!

[Skyblade]

I ban you for having a cool siggie!

[The Skarzs]

I ban you from using your mouse.

[Rusvul]

I ban you for having a cool siggie!

The bit about being inane? Um, thanks. Yeah, apparently calling yourself stupid and pointless is cool. Well, as Crendor put it, 'We're all dull objects.' So yeah, we're pointless.

[Amarith Waterspring]

I ban you from being inane!

[Rusvul]

I ban you from banning me from being inane!

[Faiyloe]

I ban you for being the worst Star Ship Captain ever since Jim Archer! 

[Cornflower MM]

I ban you for...For....Banning Rus!

[The Skarzs]

I ban you for absolutely no reason whatsoever!

[Cornflower MM]

I ban you just because!