ban the person above you.

[Mhera]

I ban you for walking.

[Hickory]

I ban you for banning people who ban other people and who get banned themselves.

[Søren]

I ban you for banning people who ban other people who get banned themselves.

[Hickory]

I ban you for confusing language.

[LT Sandpaw]

I ban you From Banning people who got banned from banning others on this thread then banning the people from banning.

[MatthiasMan]

I ban you from banning me.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah ban ye fer nae comin' back tae ze forum zooner. (Und velcome back!)

[WorshipTiria]

I ban you for reviving dead threads.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah ban ye fer bannin' zomebeazt vho did nae revive an auld zread but razer pozted in vone anozer member 'ad revived.

[MatthiasMan]

I ban you from reviving me, lol. 

I shall resurrect, like the Phoenix.

[WorshipTiria]

I ban you for making an allusion to a mythological beast.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah ban ye fer nae zayin' zaid creature'z name in yer pozt.

[MatthiasMan]

You're obligated to say the name of the beast with the Nordic accent.

Banned.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ye're banned fer juzt zayin' 'Banned.' vizoot anyzin' viz it.

[WorshipTiria]

I ban you for never specifying what beast I was talking about.