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The Grey Coincidence

#540
August 19, 2019, 08:30:53 PM
How small do you think I am... to drown in merely a *pile* of mud. A pile your tiny paws can hold no less. Pah!
*Performs eye-acupuncture on Sebias*
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Sebias of Redwall

#541
August 25, 2019, 07:35:25 PM
*Steals Grey's chi*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#542
September 09, 2019, 05:48:57 AM
*Eats Sebias"
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



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Jarky Thistlebrush

#543
September 09, 2019, 07:17:23 AM
*Boils Grey in soup*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#544
September 09, 2019, 03:30:56 PM
*Sticks Jarky in a blender and make some smoothie*
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

One-Eye the wildcat

#545
September 09, 2019, 05:26:00 PM
*performes ling-chi on grey*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

MathLuk

#546
September 09, 2019, 05:35:22 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 09, 2019, 05:26:00 PM
*performes ling-chi on grey*

Ouch.

Sends One-Eye to boarding school.
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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One-Eye the wildcat

#547
September 09, 2019, 06:37:06 PM
>:0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Sebias of Redwall

#548
September 09, 2019, 08:06:03 PM
*Makes One-Eye sniff our trash can, thus, making him choke from the odor*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#549
September 09, 2019, 08:09:49 PM
I have smelt worse.

Stabs sebias*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#550
September 09, 2019, 08:15:09 PM
*Lifts armpit near One-Eye's nose*
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Sebias of Redwall

#551
September 10, 2019, 03:29:43 AM
*Admits that I'm actually quite a humble chap, thus, making Grey choke with laughter from shock as the truth comes out.*  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

#552
September 10, 2019, 05:40:04 AM
*Locks Sebias in a cold dark room with no light so he can't read the Bible*
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#553
September 10, 2019, 08:09:50 AM
Locks Grey in a room with... THE DREADED PENCIL SHARPENER!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

The Grey Coincidence

#554
September 10, 2019, 02:20:56 PM
*Uses a rubber to wipe Jarky out of existence*
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!
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