Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Kade Rivok]

Glad to see I could be of use.

*Drops Booklover off a cliff.*

[Booklover]

*pulls Kade with me then teleports back to the top*

[Kade Rivok]

*Blocks teleportation and we both splat.*

[Booklover]

*gets rescued by a friendly Dragon, whose Rider shoots some fire at Kade, then stabs him*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drops a bomb on Booklover and dragon*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*uses picking gun to jerk Sebias into obliteration*

[Kade Rivok]

*Trips Teer into lava.*

[Booklover]

*explodes bomb that Sebias dropped that didn't actually detonate because of the Rider's wards, then thinks of the irony of Sebias' statement* Should I perhaps not go into two words setting off an atomic bomb (don't worry, there are no atomic bombs in Inheritance)?

[Kade Rivok]

I don't think the point of this thread is to keep from getting killed -_-

[Booklover]

No. The point is killing the previous poster, which you did not do.
*shoots Kade because he doesn't deserve anything more imaginative*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Kills Booklover*

Spoiler

How's that for imaginative? 

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[Kade Rivok]

*Gives Sebias the best back massage he's ever had.  It's so nice, he passes away due to sheer bliss.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Gives Sebias the best back massage he's ever had.  It's so nice, he passes away due to sheer bliss.*

There are worse ways to go, I guess... 

*Drops Kade it a pit full of scorpions, snakes, rats, and worms* And just in case... *Drops in a dragon (aka, Teer)*

[Booklover]

*uses a butterfly kick (yes, it's a thing) to knock Sebias into pit, before pouring boiling oil into the pit, shooting Sebias with arrows and then filling in the pit*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Buries Booklover under a pile of books, pours lava into the cracks, then proceeds to jump on said pile of books*