Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Booklover]

*decides not to entertain Lass with an interesting death so just kills her*

[lass of something much]

sorry *skesps booky*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Your spelling is terrible. *punches Lass in the face until her head caves in*

[Verdauga]

Y'know, you guys should try artful ways to kill the previous poster. Just a suggestion.

[lass of something much]

yupp itt iz.*poolz wun-i's branez owt withs ae forky*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

The *forky* is a plastic fork. If youtry to stab my brains out, it will most likely end in you breaking your wrist.

Creative, eh?

*cuts off lass' head with a chainsaw*

[lass of something much]

yay. sadly for you, your chainsaw is a gummy chainsaw

[Booklover]

I do not deem you good enough to hunt gummy bears with me. *shapeshifts into a Taniwha and bites Lass' head off, then proceeds to eat the rest off her* You can have a taste of your own medicine.

[lass of something much]

no feir you coppy cat! *skrachis booklover antill she dies*

[Booklover]

I'm not a cat.

*sets a dinosaur on Lass, which then hunts her down and rips her apart*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Runs over Booklover with a Steamroller, then scoops up her remains and feeds her to an army of ducks*

[Booklover]

*pelts Sebias with mangoes, then drives a town into him (yes, that's what I mean), crushing him under the wheels before throwing him off the Rim, meaning he is then eaten by a giant turtle*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*drives a town into him (yes, that's what I mean), crushing him under the wheels

London?

Spoiler

Have you read Mortal Engines?

[close]

*Drowns Booklover with coffee, then uses an Uruk bow to shoot her three times dramatically, then releases an army of human-eating-ants on her*

[Booklover]

Brighton, actually. And the answer is yes. Anyway, random fact, in TSC there is the Mortal Instruments and the Infernal Devices series. Coincidence? I think not.

*hangs Seb from the Hanging Tree until he's almost unconscious, drags him behind a galloping horse, cuts his tongue out, cuts him open, then drowns him by locking him in a glass tank full of water*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Drops Booklover in front of a moving semi truck after firing an atomic bomb in her general area, then rips (And yes, this is painful for me too) Booklover's books to shreds, causing her to die in anguish.*