Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[lass of something much]

*remembers Russa...rips a hole in Chipckin's chest* no hard feelings

[Scott McLamok]

[lass of something much]

Dude, you're meant to kill me, not gif me!

[Scott McLamok]

I know I tend to get off topic all the time.....

[Booklover]

*brutally murders Scott in an indescribable way for going off topic*


Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I can't think of creative ways to kill people?

[lass of something much]

*draws Chip's knife, slips it under his armor and stabs* Sorry, but, this is not the Cellars

[Booklover]

It's not? Oh wow.

Anyway, post 666, *burns Lass at the stake, pauses, then force feeds her poisoned steak*

[lass of something much]

*Vomits*

*Emojis Bookie*

[Booklover]

 

*flings Lass into the air, uses her as target practice, and doesn't stop her landing in a lava pool*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Jumps on Booklover repeatedly until she is thoroughly squashed*

[Booklover]

*hires a random person to jump repeatedly on Seb, then drops a massive piano on him, wonders whether to make a terrible joke, but thinks better of it*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Uses bad grammer (Intended, intended...) and forces Bookie to read it*

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*unleash's a balrog on Seb*

[lass of something much]

*puts Rub in a power outlet then plugs charger in* I'm sorry...

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Feeds Lass through a paper shredder* I wouldn't do this if I didn't have to.