Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[The Witessss]

*buries Seb alive*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*poisons Wites' salad*

[The Witessss]

who says I eat salad?

*sends gummybears to maul Seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*trains the gummy bears and makes them eat Wites instead* 

[The Witessss]

*uses a flame-thrower to melt the gummybears and pours the molten hot sugar on Seb then eats him*

[Sebias of Redwall]

YOU ATE ME! (yuck) THAT'S IT! *Throws Wites in front of a cement roller.

[The Witessss]

Drives over Wites with a cement truck.

didn't you already do that?
sends Seb to the isle of the Sirens and leaves him for dead. Bbababbwbabwbabbwabbwb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

It was a cement roller not a truck (big difference)

*Stones Wites to death with cobble stones.*

[The Witessss]

*sets free a black widow spider in Seb's hair while he sleeps on, unaware for the moment*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Trains a dragon to torch Wites until she's a pile of ashes.*

[The Witessss]

retrains the dragon to turn Seb into ashes instead.

man, we just did the same thing except last time was gummybears. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

hmm................................Throws Wites in front of a herd of thundering rhinos.

[The Witessss]

we are invincible.

*makes Seb get an artificial tan too many times and he dies* (yes, that is a real thing.)

[Sebias of Redwall]

we are invincible.

hahahaha. agreed.

makes Wites get cancer until she dies.

[The Witessss]

how can you make me get cancer?

feeds Seb to the VICIOUS fluffy little bunnies.