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Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, March 21, 2018, 04:03:59 PM

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Sebias of Redwall

*Skins Grey alive, then chucks him of a thousand foot cliff*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

*off* my friend. You throw me *off* a cliff. Sigh.
*Teaches Sebias correct English and it's importance until the grim reaper comes in the form of boredom*
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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on March 03, 2019, 03:23:39 PM
*off* my friend. You throw me *off* a cliff. Sigh.

Woops...thanks. Now where was I..*Misspell all my words terribly and makes Grey have a heart attack.*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

Humph, like that would work on me! Nice try, but you've activated my trap card!
*Drops a thousand very heavy dictionaries onto Sebias*
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Sebias of Redwall

*Dodges out of the way and chucks Grey under them instead.* 
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Grey Coincidence

I have underestimated your reflexes...
*Summons a portal to drop them back down on Sebias*
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Sebias of Redwall

*Using my magical powers (I have many) I turn the books to dust, then I blow them into Grey's face until he chokes to death from the lack of fresh air*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

*replaces all the oxygen in Seb house with carbon dioxide and it slowly kills him unknowingly*
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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

*cuts Seb's head off with a pair of garden shears*
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Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2019, 11:16:29 PM
*Throws a ton of our school books at Wites until she is buried alive*
I think you did that yesterday.

*slices Seb's head off with a guillotine*
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Sebias of Redwall

School books, homework, big difference. ;D

*Picks up Wites with a giant crane and drops her to her death*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Witessss

*hacks Seb's car and makes him go off a cliff*
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Sebias of Redwall

*Dumps Wites in the middle of Antarctica where she dies of the cold*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!