Lock picking, farms, and other “totally related things” ;)

[Tungro]

We had some chickens at one point but they got left in the yard when someone insisted that "chickens can't fly". When we got back the were over the fence into our german shepard's cage and one was in his mouth...

[The Witessss]

our don't eat them, they just kill them.. once they killed a possum when they were still pups.. were very scared it wasn't really dead!

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

Not to endorse crimes or anything but 9/10 kicking the door down is easier/more effective. Picking a lock is usually quieter (but that really depends on the lock). I'd reccomend starting by getting a few picks and a transparent lock (that'll teach you the theory of pins on a lock, after that you just need to practice.
Regarding farm life ahem... Six cows, one bull, one dog, three cats, and the neighborhood hares, pheasants and deer (and that one weasel that tries to steal milk from the cats). It's not exactly the most 'normal' of farm lives so probably not a great example of where all my knowledge comes from.

There are many other easier ways to bypass doors, and anything else with a lock in general, but I like lock picking as a challenge and a sport rather than a useful skill. Also anyone want to vote to get a admin to change the topic name to farm lifestyle?

[The Witessss]

that may or may not be a good suggestion. 

[The Shadow of Korriban]

There are many other easier ways to bypass doors, and anything else with a lock in general, but I like lock picking as a challenge and a sport rather than a useful skill. Also anyone want to vote to get a admin to change the topic name to farm lifestyle?

Ewww!

[Cornflower MM]

(Pssssst, Nadaz. You can do that yourself. Just go in and edit your first post and change the subject line)

[The Shadow of Korriban]

You know I can hear you right?

[Jetthebinturong]

(Pssssst, Nadaz. You can do that yourself. Just go in and edit your first post and change the subject line)

I'm fairly sure it was a joke about the thread being hijacked.

Alternatively, if it wasn't a joke, Wites or Tungro could create a new thread about farms.

[The Witessss]

i mean, i could, technically speaking. want me to?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

No thanks.

[The Grey Coincidence]

No thanks.

The disrespect! Farms are the backbone of planet earth (or at least, the human population!)
At the risk of the conversation turning well... Not into lock-picking...
The best way to pick a lock is to own a sonic screwdriver

[The Witessss]

No thanks.

you're just jealous.

[Tungro]

"Next time you complain about farmers don't do it with your mouth full."

[The Witessss]

*laughs hysterically* Good one!! 

[Tungro]

Saw it on a bumper sticker a while ago...