On Trial

[Kade Rivok]

Be nice.

[Flib Bigboat]

She is my sister. Also she called me a ferret. I had a right to get mad.

[Kade Rivok]

But ferrets are adorable.

[Flib Bigboat]

That is what she said, yes.

[Kade Rivok]

But they are.

[Flib Bigboat]

The ones she meant (corsairs) aren't.

[Kade Rivok]

If your ferret has coarse hairs, then maybe it just needs a wash?

[Flib Bigboat]

Hazel called me a ferret corsair, I yelled and threw a book at her, and now you're saying ferrets are cute and I need a wash. I have no idea why.

[Kade Rivok]

Somebody'll get it.

[Flib Bigboat]

When they do, they'd better explain it.

[Verdauga]

You could also argue the coarse hairs are due to regular shaving, no?

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, long hair is very hard to take care of, because it tends to get oily, especially around the scalp.

[Kade Rivok]

Short hair is SO much easier to take care of.

[Flib Bigboat]

Indeed.

[lass of something much]

*Curls up in a corner sadly*