On Trial

[Flib Bigboat]

I was talking of You-Know-Who, he of the squashed nose and sour disposition.

That made me burst out laughing.

The Princess Bride

Does Count Rugen really have a squashed nose in the movie? Because if he does, I really want to watch it!

[close]

Third base.

From Abbott and Costello?

[Kade Rivok]

Yup, but I decided to change it.

[Flib Bigboat]

Why though? That is one of my favorite videos!

[Kade Rivok]

Reasons.

It's a great skit though

[Flib Bigboat]

"What's the name of the fellow on first base?"
"No, What is the name of the fellow on second base!"
"I am not asking you who's on second!"
"No, Who's on first!"
"I don't know!"
"Third base!"...

[Booklover]

I was talking of You-Know-Who, he of the squashed nose and sour disposition.

That made me burst out laughing.

The Princess Bride

Does Count Rugen really have a squashed nose in the movie? Because if he does, I really want to watch it!

[close]

Third base.

From Abbott and Costello?

I was talking about Voldemort. You-Know-Who.

[Flib Bigboat]

Count Rugen is who I meant.

[Booklover]

I meant Voldemort.

So, who's on trial now?

[Flib Bigboat]

You.

[Booklover]

No, I was under the impression it was you.

[Kade Rivok]

I agree with the both of you.

[Flib Bigboat]

Quite. We shall be burned at the stake tomorrow, at first light. Prepare the bonfire.

[Booklover]

A stake through the heart kills vampires, but it probably kills everyone else too.

[Flib Bigboat]

Not me, I'm too mean to die.

[Booklover]

Nah, if you're too mean, a hero will come in a hundred years or so and miraculously defeat you.