The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[Kade Rivok]

Ya take this

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Ya take this

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Ya put 'em together, ya get the good stuff.

[Verdauga]

*A trenchcoat wearing figure walks in.*
The way you talk, I'd figure you were mixed up with Ant'ony Galletto

[Kade Rivok]

It's like badda bing, badda boom. 

Now listen here, ya gum-shoe, I ain't no stool-pigeon, see, so unless you're planning to slap me in bracelets and take me to the can, I suggest you blow this joint, 'less you wanna take the meat wagon home.

[The Skarzs]

*Squishes the goon so he does not share the same fate as us, trapped in this never-ending labyrith.*

What did I ever do to you?! (other than try to kill you on several occasions)

It's not you. It's just that my hate follows.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*a figure in a tank top and cargo pant comes in*

My territory: Get out.

[Kade Rivok]

*Squishes the goon so he does not share the same fate as us, trapped in this never-ending labyrith.*

*Dodges*  Hey now bruno, you don't mess with a button man, see, not less you want 'em to fit ya with a nice chicago overcoat.

[Verdauga]

No.

[Kade Rivok]

And you, peeper, you think you can flash your tin and things'll be duck soup?  You think I'm some sorta sap?  I ain't gonna dance for ya.

[Verdauga]

Ooohhh, censored
*Runs around like a dibbun.*
Kade said a bad word! Kade said a bad word!

[Kade Rivok]

It WASN'T a bad word, but I changed it anyways -_-

[Verdauga]

Part of me still wants to know what it was....
Anyway,

You think you c'n intimidate me, eh? I guess I'll type that out on m'new typewriter....From Chicago!
*Brandishes the gun.*

[Kade Rivok]

It was another 1920's word for sap, palooka, someone who didn't put their points into int.

Tryin' ta put me behind the eight ball, eh?  Well let me tell ya something.  Don't mess with a heeled trigger man!  *Reaches behind him and whips out a... fork.  Looks down at it confused.*  This some sort of chiv?  Someone's taken me for a chump!

[Verdauga]

So, you got a fork.....
Here.
*Hands Kade a tin container.*
Apple pie. I ain't gonna eat it wit' just my hands. You have it.

[Kade Rivok]

Well what'd'ya know, for a snooper you ain't so bad!  *Begins eating pie.*  Now this is the cat's meow!  Sorry for threaten'n to throw lead, pal.

[Verdauga]

Same, trooper, same.
*Looks around the room.*
Think we oughta get goin'? This place gives me the creeps.