The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[Jukka the Sling]

*squints at Japanese writing*

Well, that hiragana character reads 'ba'... and that one reads 'ka'... okay, I think whoever made this labyrinth is calling us idiots.

[Verdauga]

*squints at Japanese writing*

Well, that hiragana character reads 'ba'... and that one reads 'ka'... okay, I think whoever made this labyrinth is calling us idiots.

......I liked it better when I didn't know.

[The Skarzs]

^Lol.

What's wrong with eating bats? What's wrong with staying here? Am I the only one that likes this place?!

[Verdauga]

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with this place; however, if we establish a means of escape, we can come and go as we please.

[Sebias of Redwall]

^Lol.

What's wrong with eating bats? What's wrong with staying here? Am I the only one that likes this place?!

Well...you haven't met the dragon yet, have you?

[The Skarzs]

No, but I would like to.

[Sebias of Redwall]

No, but I would like to.

*Points to the tunnel behind me* Take two lefts, followed by three rights, then go in a circle twice. Then, stomp on the ground while flapping your arms like a bird. Start screaming like celery until you see white blueberries dancing in front of you. Take two more lefts, and then.... You have a 1.24% chance at seeing the dragon.

[The Skarzs]

Better idea, I wait patiently for it to get hungry and come to eat all you squishy morsels.

[Kade Rivok]

Better idea, I wait patiently for it to get hungry and come to eat all you squishy morsels.

Oh no you don't, if that happens I'll make sure you're one of those "squishy morsels".  Anyways, we might as well start looking for a way out, right?  I'm really not even sure how I got here in the first place.

*Kade leans against the wall with a sigh.  As he does so, a faint click sounds and the wall section he's in contact with slides away effortlessly.  His support gone, Kade crashes into a heap face up in the newly revealed passageway.  On the ceiling above him, he can make out more symbols looking exactly like what Jukka had been deciphering.* 

Ok, first, ow.  Second, found a hidden tunnel.  Third, I think someone is calling me an idiot

[The Skarzs]

Cave troll, remember? You all would taste better, and be easier to chew.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*squints at Japanese writing*

Well, that hiragana character reads 'ba'... and that one reads 'ka'... okay, I think whoever made this labyrinth is calling us idiots.

Cool! Some ancient Japanese person could tell the future and decided to write it on these walls. He was accurate too!

^Lol.

What's wrong with eating bats? What's wrong with staying here? Am I the only one that likes this place?!

Well...you haven't met the dragon yet, have you?

Look no further! I'm a reptile that breaths fire and knows how to fly. I'm effectively the Maori version of a dragon. What's wrong with dragons anyway? Are you implying an insult? *looks Sebias in the eye*

[Verdauga]

*Sharpens Thomasbane*
So am I the only one thinking about going up?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Teleports in* what the heck? this isn't area 51...

[Verdauga]

Nah. It's Area 81. Parts of the "8" wore off, though.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Sharpens Thomasbane*
So am I the only one thinking about going up?

Such a thing is impossible. Besides, we haven't even explored properly yet.