The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[The Skarzs]

Once you've hit rock bottom, start using a jackhammer.

[Kade Rivok]

*Dives past Teer and down the water slide, disappearing into the darkness*  WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Verdauga]

Once you've hit rock bottom, start using a jackhammer.

Can we hit rock bottom? If it's never-ending, It might go down for miles.

*Dives past Teer and down the water slide, disappearing into the darkness*  WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Mutters under breath.*Why did he have to make it sound fun?

[The Skarzs]

Because if your life is going downhill fast, you should make it a fun ride.

[Verdauga]

Fair enough.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Creepy Clovnz valk up from a pazzage, viz VERY zharp teeth*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*follows Kade down water slide* Gold!

[Kade Rivok]

*Kade eventually reaches the bottom of the water slide* 

WOOOOOOOooooo- oh, it's through.  Huh. 

*As he gets up, soaking wet, he notices a single gold coin laying inconspicuously on the ground in the middle of a large cavern that the water slide had dumped him into.  The gold piece noiselessly calls out to him and he scampers over excitedly.*

SHINY!

*Kade picks it up without a second thought, and a low rumbling fills the cavern.*

Shiny?

[Verdauga]

*Creepy Clovnz valk up from a pazzage, viz VERY zharp teeth*

Oh dear. I'm soooo scared.
*pulls Thomasbane out of its sleeve just as the labyrinth starts rumbling*
Uhhh, what's going ooOON!!
*Falls off the pyramid stairs.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Are we in Indiana jones?

[Verdauga]

Nope. We're in Redwall One-eye.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Creepy Clovnz valk up from a pazzage, viz VERY zharp teeth*

*Summons Mjolnir*

[Verdauga]

*Advances toward the clowns, brandishing Thomasbane.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Hides behind Verdauga**Covers Verdauga's back with Mjornir at ready*

[Verdauga]

*Hides behind Verdauga**Covers Verdauga's back with Mjornir at ready*

*Destroys the clowns using the cleaver.*
mooahahaha.