The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[The Skarzs]

Mm.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!

*Ticked off because I missed the battle*

*Pats One-Eye on the head* Don't worry, there's a dragon down here...somewhere...


*Summons Mjornir* A-hem, where to go, where to go?...

Hey look, I found another water slide! *slides down* Gold!

Hmm... Interesting... How much gold?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

I'm just gonna call victory....
*Breaks through the Cellar floor.*
Now that we have a way out....
*Enters the tunnel Skarzs dug.*

*But actually vot Verdauga breakz trough iz juzt intae anozer pazzage vhich iz ztill part o' Ze Labyrinth, und iz by nay meanz anyvhere cloze tae being a vay oot*

Remember, naybeazt can e'er ezcape. Nae by cloimbin', und nae by dyin' eizer.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!

*Ticked off because I missed the battle*

*Pats One-Eye on the head* Don't worry, there's a dragon down here...somewhere...


*Summons Mjornir* A-hem, where to go, where to go?...

Hey look, I found another water slide! *slides down* Gold!

Hmm... Interesting... How much gold?

For a start, keep your paws, and weapons, off the dragon or you'll have ME to deal with. *glares menacingly at Sebias*

*lands at the bottom of water slide and looks around* Heaps of gold! My suspicions were confirmed.

[Verdauga]

*But actually vot Verdauga breakz trough iz juzt intae anozer pazzage vhich iz ztill part o' Ze Labyrinth, und iz by nay meanz anyvhere cloze tae being a vay oot*

Remember, naybeazt can e'er ezcape. Nae by cloimbin', und nae by dyin' eizer.

What about changing topics? 

[The Skarzs]

Or leaving the forum.

[Verdauga]

Ahhh, the powers of RL.

[The Skarzs]

Fear it.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I honestly don't know what you have against this place. It has water slides, gold, rocks, cool Japanese writing telling us we're idiots and, if we keep looking, I wouldn't be surprised if we found a treehouse.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

We want out! I left my C96 in the other place, so I need to go get it!

[Kade Rivok]

*Upon hearing of another waterslide, immediately takes a flying leap down it.  Unfortunately, in his excitement Kade misses the slide entirely and plummets downward through the air.  A large pile of gold breaks his fall, and maybe a few bones.  After disappearing into the gold for a moment, his head pops up at the top of the pile.*

This is some good gold!

*He then proceeds to start eating it.*

[Verdauga]

We want out! I left my C96 in the other place, so I need to go get it!

Would you like a 9mm export?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*glares menacingly at Sebias*

*Falls over dead dramatically with terror*
...

...
*Sits back up* Hold it... Did you say lots of gold? *Gives a whoop of greed joy, and jumps onto the slide* WOOOHOOO!!! MY PRESIOUS!!! (Let's hope there is no lava at the bottom of this slide  )

[Kade Rivok]

*Continues eating gold pieces, making a noticeable impact on the size of the gold pile.*

[Booklover]

*Falls through a hole and has no idea what this labyrinth place is... unless it's The Labyrinth, with a lack of blue cookies*
Dam.