Banana Rant

[Lady Amber]

Bananas are good.

Know what is good unripe?


Bananas.

No joke.

Unripe bananas are kinda gross. They're too hard.

[The Witessss]

they're better than the ripe ones. they have less flavor and less texture. there are only three foods i cant stand:

-bananas. (shocker)
-oatmeal. (disgusting)
-raw carrots.

the ironic thing is that i like fried bananas, oatmeal raisin cookies, and cooked carrots. every other food i like or at least don't hate.

[Delthion]

Amazing foods in every sense of the word:

-Bananas (Absolutely amazing)
-Raw Carrots (Also amazing)

[Tungro]

-bananas. (Not a favorite)
-oatmeal. (love)
-raw carrots (love)

[The Witessss]

bah humbug.

what exactly is a humbug??

[Tungro]

To be exact,
hum·bug
/ˈhəmˌbəɡ/
noun
1.
deceptive or false talk or behavior.
"his comments are sheer humbug"
synonyms:   hypocrisy, hypocritical talk/behavior, sanctimoniousness, posturing, cant, empty talk; More
2.
BRITISH
a hard candy, especially one flavored with peppermint.
verb
verb: humbug; 3rd person present: humbugs; past tense: humbugged; past participle: humbugged; gerund or present participle: humbugging
1.
deceive; trick.
"to humbug his humble neighbors was not difficult"
synonyms:   deceive, trick, delude, mislead, fool, hoodwink, dupe, hoax, take in, beguile, bamboozle, gull, cheat;

[The Witessss]

I think i'm goin' for the first definition.
BAH HUMBUG!!

oatmeal, bananas, carrots, why do poeple have to like them?? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??!!??

[lass of something much]

don't worry, I'l eat all the bananas so you don't have to...(once I ate 25 bananas in three days...)

[Verdauga]

Wow.

[lass of something much]

I would have eaten them all but Dad wanted a banana cake...

[Kade Rivok]

At least you didn't fall out of a tree after eating them all.

[lass of something much]

*blinks* I wasn't in a tree...