Banana Rant

[The Witessss]

Bananas are terrible and foul and vile, not to mention disgusting and slimy and have a weird texture.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

Organic bananas are awesome.

[The Witessss]

Bananas are terrible and foul and vile, not to mention disgusting and slimy and have a weird texture.

not to forget that they also are mushy. it is the only fruit that is mushy. wwwhhhyyyyy,hhy,yyyyyy!!!!!! why must I have a potassium defficieny?? why has God forsken me?! 

[The Skarzs]

[Rosie Willowwater]

I am allergic

[The Witessss]

I  only wish I was!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I mean I ate a banana a couple hours ago. And it was ok, but every time I eat a banana I always have banana breath.

[The Witessss]

traitor!! how could you eat the enemy? you must puncture them and make their insides outsides!! BBbbwwhhaahhaahhhaaa!!

[The Skarzs]

I've had two today.

I am allergic

HOW ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING.

[BlueRose]

I am allergic

Allergy buddies!!! I can eat them cooked, but not raw.

But they're gross too, so.

[The Skarzs]

What is wrong with you guys.

[The Witessss]

nothing is wrong with them, what is wrong with you??

[The Skarzs]

Bananas are good. The are probably the most popular fruit in America. They're easy to eat, they have a subtle flavor, and clean up is easy. What's not to like?

[The Witessss]

the texture and the 'subtile flavor' that is exactly what.

[BlueRose]

Bananas are good. The are probably the most popular fruit in America. They're easy to eat, they have a subtle flavor, and clean up is easy. What's not to like?

Bananas are wrong, Skarzsles. Like, they were totally different in the 40's? But then there was a disease that killed them all, and science screwed up the recreation.
Bananas ought to still taste like banana laffy Taffy.