Sheevie's Haunted Mansion

[Kade Rivok]

*Also, the SLIME IS STILL THERE!  And it seems to be growing!  Also, the spoopy noises are actually just Kade snoring again.  He fell asleep in front of the door, making it impossible to open.*

[Verdauga]

Sh-should I interject, or. . .?
*Cursor hovers over the log out button.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Okay, the growing slime I'm not so cool with. That's kind of gross.

[Kade Rivok]

*And also SPOOPY*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Eh...kind of?

[Kade Rivok]

*Eventually the slime fades away because it became bored.  In the corner of the room, though, you become aware of a presence.  A familiar, terrifying presence.  It's... it's...*

*THE LIFE-SIZED OTTERBADGER PLUSHIE!*

*Spoopy noises intensify.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*backs against the far wall* Keep your distance, you hear me?

[Verdauga]

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(That is freakishly scary O_O)

[Kade Rivok]

(You hadn't seen that before, Eb?  Heh.)

*The plushie sits there, unmoving.  But... you can tell that it welcomes you.  It beckons unto you.  You feel a calmness come upon you.  It couldn't be that bad, right?*

[Verdauga]

*Could very easily tele-*

*Teleports Kade away from the door to the bathroom.*

I feel like this didn't have to be.

[Kade Rivok]

*The sound of tree branches breaking outside can be heard, followed by a loud thump and a muffled.*  Friggin' ow, who did that?!

[Verdauga]

I dunno, I moved you like four feet down the hall. Somebody else put you outside.

[Kade Rivok]

Wait, is that plushie around?  That thing tends to mess with any magic used around it!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*blocks ears and closes eyes*